Above: Members of the band Complete in concert on June 1, 2009. Check out their Myspace!
Wow, I don’t even know what to say. This birthday was the greatest ever!
At the 2009 Celebration Of Chris Brewer’s Car Insurance Rates Lowering Themselves Due To Him Turning Twenty-Five Years Old (abbreviated 09COCBCIRLTDTHTTFYO) tonight in Hooton Town, Missouri, a band named Complete rocked the house. They came all the way up from Fort Worth, Texas and played in front of a packed house of 8 people, 5 pigs, 10 goats and 2 horses inside the Cooter family barn.
The setting was spectacular and the band even better. It doesn’t matter that Complete’s bus broke down on US 160 and the Cooters let them stay the night in the barn…09COCBCIRLTDTHTTFYO was a smashing success. Complete rocked the house to the tune of “Into the Night,” “Hot As H***” and “Dreaming.”
I must say that prior to the show, the Cooter family stipulated that all members of the band must dispose of all their drugs in a clean and safe fashion at least thirty minutes before start time because children may be in attendance — and we don’t want to set a bad example, do we? With there being no garbage cans around, and no creek or river to illegally dispose anything into nearby, the men of Complete started smoking, toking and drinking in a desperate attempt to comply with my rules. I ended up dragging them on stage.
As stated before, the show was a smashing success. Complete was really enjoying themselves, as you can tell in the finale “Hoogie Boogie Land.”
WOW! What a performance! Thanks so much to the Cooter family, especially Scooter the dad and Carol the mom/sister/aunt/niece. It was a GREAT time! And also thanks to Complete…hope you guys wake up tomorrow.
That’s all folks!
I’m glad you had a great birthday!