UPDATE 4:33 PM – I have had many people ask me if we are playing football tomorrow still, and the answer is a resounding YES! We will only cancel if people cannot get to the field at all. Just remember to bring clothes you don’t mind getting dirty in, and some old shoes or something. This game is bound to be a sloppy one.
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CHRISTOPHER 2:24-29
24 Hearken unto my words, ye players of football with flags, and receive my instructions.
25 Be thee thou thee’est and gather thyselves, thy friends and thy football equipment at thy Kickapoo High School in the morrow at the hour of two past the midday;
26 and make a time of fun, frivolity and football with thy people.
27 I shall say to those who shalt join us for the festivities, yea, thou art blessed!
28 Unto they that choose not to join, I curse with a vile curse of no football until the next festive atmosphere cometh around.
29 These are the words of Commissioner Chris Brewer, he that hath an ear let him hear, and he that hath an arm, let him quarterback.
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And be thy thine thinest patient, as Jason shalt be rekindled with kin five sunrises from this day of our goodness. And forthwithness shall playeth an game called football with flags, and shall fight with all his might, that the Brewer Clan may forever more dominate thine beloved game! A tradition shall be raised of two brethren going into a fierce battle together! FOREVER MORE!
Sayeth an original founder of this football of flags.
We now bow our heads in solemn reverence.
You know what I like about you? Your humility.
Oh dear lord….