Monthly Archive for December, 2008

Y2K Bug Hits, Nine Years Later

The Y2K bug has finally hit!!! But it’s only limited to the Microsoft Zune.

I sold my iPhone this weekend and in turn bought an 80GB model of the Zune so I’m not affected by the problem — but get this, everyone who has a first-generation 30GB Zune has seen it reset automatically and is only seeing it boot up with the Zune logo and a stuck progress bar.

Microsoft has even acknowledged there is a problem, and says they are working hard to correct it. For now, the DIY solution is to open the case, pull the battery and hard drive plugs and that will reset the Zune’s internal clock so it will work temporarily.

Geez, get on it already, Redmond. Your iPod killer has committed suicide!

The Year 2008 According To Chris Brewer


2008 was a blur, just like this light writing.

Time flies way too quickly, and wouldn’t you believe it? — the year 2008 will pass away in 25 hours. 365 days, 52 weeks, 12 months, one year…gone, just like that. But oh, what an eventful time it was!

I just realized that 2008 marked only the second calendar year of my entire life in which I did not step foot in my home states of Oregon and Washington, something that WILL change in March 2009. The other year that occurred was 2005.

Anyhoo, in the same vein of my 2007 recap, I present to you the major events that shaped my year. Enjoy!

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Tecmo WAR: A New Spin On Tecmo Super Bowl

How would you like to see Raphael Saadiq — you know, of Tony! Toni! Tone! fame — knife through a menacing defense for a huge touchdown? Or watch Jim Jones throw a perfect strike between two defenders to L. Ron Hubbard for a major score?

What is not possible in real life will be made possible in TECMO WAR, a new spin on the famed NES Classic, Tecmo Super Bowl.

Coming Q1 2009, this rom hack will allow players to control such teams as the T.V. Preachers, led by such luminaries as Robert Tilton and Jimmy Swaggart, and the RastaMonstas with Bob Marley and Gary Pine. We also will have the Hollywood Elite, featuring Brad Pitt and Robert Downey Jr. And TECMO WAR wouldn’t be complete without a team of fringe lunatics, the Koolaid Drinkers with David Koresh and Louis Farrakhan.

As you can see in the below video, I’ve merely replaced player and team names for only two teams so far, but I haven’t got to the logos yet. As soon as I come up with thirty teams somehow, I’ll get to changing all the logos. But for now, this is version 0.00000000001alpha of the rom…enjoy the footage.

TECMO WAR. COMING FIRST QUARTER 2009.

Letter From SOFA To The Detroit Lions

From: Chris Brewer
To: Detroit Lions Football Club
Re: Invitation to play in Springfield, MO

To whom it may concern–

My name is Chris Brewer and I reside in Springfield, Missouri. I have followed your team’s plight throughout the 2008 football season and share your grief in falling short of victory in all sixteen NFL games. My heart hurts for those of you that put forth a valiant effort all year.

The reason I write this letter is two-fold. I am the organizer of a weekly flag football program on Sunday afternoons here in Springfield in which usually eight to twelve players congregate for intense football games. We have been doing this for sixteen weeks now, and since your football season is over, we would love for you to join us for a weekend of fun flag football frivolity.

The pressure of the NFL season is over, and since you now have no head coach anyway, you can bring any assortment of players you wish and call your own plays. Of course it is flag football so bring your speediest athletes. We will take on all comers.

You must secure your own transportation to and from the airport, a hotel of your choice, and Kickapoo High School — well, before I go further I’ll just be upfront and say we have no money and cannot afford to defray the cost of your visit. But hey, it’s a guaranteed win and that’s something you guys have not had in over THREE MONTHS so we figured you’d be willing to part with some cash to partake in the game.

Plus, we just want an opportunity for all SOFA participants to be on the same team for once, and we can’t wait for the Springfield Parks and Rec spring league for that to happen!

The second purpose of my letter is to ask if your team is holding open tryouts for the 2009 season. If so, please contact me ASAP because our team would love to be of service to the Detroit Lions. We have many who are skilled at Tecmo Bowl, and that should translate to success on the field (we instituted a No Raiders rule).

I look forward to your correspondence, and best of luck in the 2009 NFL Draft. $5 says you guys pick yet another receiver.

Chris Brewer
SOFA Commissioner
Armchair quarterback

Yellow Holds Off Red In First SOFA Santa Bowl

SPRINGFIELD, Missouri (AP) – Ian McGibboney wanted one shot at redemption for dropping a touchdown pass early in the first half.

He got that, and one better.

McGibboney hauled in two touchdown catches and added five more receptions, and Ryan Cook scored two touchdowns as well to pace Yellow to a 52-40 win over Red in the first-ever Santa Bowl at Kickapoo High School’s practice field.

“I-Mac,” as he is known to his teammates, came on very strong after spraining a finger on an errant throw by Pete Hendricks on a conversion pass early in the second half. After Chris Brewer batted down McGibboney’s pass intended for Cook, he switched out from quarterback to receiver and caught a 35-yard touchdown on a post pattern for a 26-12 lead with 18:12 to play.

The turning point of the game occurred when Red stopped Yellow five yards from the endzone on fourth down with 15:23 to go in the game. Facing a mere 26-18 deficit, Red’s quarterback was sacked in the endzone by Hendricks and on the ensuing Yellow possession, McGibboney caught his second touchdown to put the game nearly out of reach, 34-18.

Red fought back as Chris Brewer caught a 70-yard touchdown on a busted option play that resulted in a long pass down the right sideline, but the Red defense was nowhere to be seen until the two-minute warning.

Facing a 46-28 deficit with three minutes left, the Red defense held serve while their offense found its groove, scoring two touchdowns off a hurry-up offense using a formation in which three wide receivers lined up to the right. Matt Baker and Brewer both scored, and Kurk Brown — who scored the team’s two touchdowns in the first half — caught the conversion to trim the lead to 46-40 with one minute to go.

The game came down to one play, and Yellow was able to successfully convert on a touchdown pass from Hendricks to Cook on fourth down with 44 seconds left to ice the game.

The win wasn’t entirely easy for Yellow as they faced many challenges from Red, but key stops on defense and timely first downs on offense kept Red on their heels.

“Our guys did an excellent job of adapting to the pressure Red gave us today,” Hendricks said from the podium post-game. “Every time Red made a run, we made one of our own. Ian and Ryan had some stellar catches today.”

The crimson crew was gracious in defeat, having had the tone set early by Yellow’s punishing defense and dropped passes. Overall, Red had 13 drops in the game.

“Our guys fought hard, we all came together at the end, but give Yellow credit…they carved up our defense,” Brewer said in the post-game press conference. “Anytime you give up 52 points, you’re going to lose the game unless your offense can keep gunning with them, and we got it going a bit too late.”

SOFA meets again for its regular football gathering at 2 p.m. next Sunday at the Kickapoo High School practice field in Springfield.

GAME NOTES: Both teams had a combined 21 dropped passes on the afternoon … Interesting and controversial play in the second half as Yellow’s Micah intercepted Austin’s pass at the one but subsequently fumbled as Kurk was pulling his flag. Is there a need for a referee in future competitions? … Matt appeared to be hobbling after the game due to possible overuse of his surgically reconstructed knee, but he told us he was okay and simply needed to ice it up … McGibboney should appear on the injury report this week but should be good to go for Week 13.

My Top Ten Photos Of 2008

Well, lookie here. Cocoa’s happy, as you can see from the above picture, and with good reason. I’ve just finished compiling and detailing information for my Top Ten Photos of 2008.

I have shot over four thousand photos since I bought my Canon Digital Rebel XTi, and the camera has served its purpose very well. It’s already been to Texas, Oklahoma, and Kansas — and it’s helped me chronicle some fun and not-so-fun times.

I narrowed down the list of my favorite shots to ten, and I would like to share them all with you. Each photo contains info on where it was shot as well as a little backstory.

I highly recommend viewing the slideshow! Let me know what you think of my work.

VIEW THE PHOTOS: Photo Gallery | Flickr Slideshow

An Omen For The Future?

The Hawaiian island of Oahu is without electricity tonight.

President-elect Obama is visiting there currently.

Is this a sign of dark times upon our nation? Time shall tell.

Muhahaha.

Wild Weather And The Santa Bowl!

We’re supposed to get some pretty severe weather tonight. Thunderstorms for sure, tornadoes are a possibility. Can someone say “happy holidays”?

Anyhoo, I’ll be out and about trying to get photos if there are any to be had. I’m armed to the teeth with my videocamera and about five batteries, my Digital Rebel XTi with two batteries — and in my Acura I can outrun just about anything. Should be fun.

Also, we will be playing the Santa Bowl on Sunday! 2 PM, at the Kickapoo High School practice field! Bring friends and tell them it’s only flag football. No one’s gonna die. At least I don’t think so.

The Ghost Of Christmas Past

December 25, 2005. Dateline: Baghdad, Iraq.

I had been deployed for nearly two months to the International Zone — namely, the Baghdad Convention Center — as a member of a joint-service broadcast team for the American Forces Network. Normally it was my duty to create video projects for the top-level general officers in the IZ showcasing military photos and video of significant events.

We tried to decorate our “office” — more like a group of ghetto dodgy modular trailers in a parking garage — with makeshift decorations to reflect the season. It worked as well as we could make it, using spent M16 and M9 casings as ornaments and such.

My supervisors gave me the day off…pretty much everyone except equipment maintainers were given the holiday to unwind, if that was even possible. Especially with the sound of tracer fire and mortars exploding in the early morning, you couldn’t blame yourself if you just wanted to stay in your trailer all day.

It was Christmas though, and we had to celebrate it somehow.

After the rounds subsided, a bunch of us donned our PT gear and body armor to walk down to the grass helipad by the Believer’s Palace. There was a neat little bazaar area down there, but we wouldn’t be heading down there today.

Believer’s Palace was so named because it was a building set up to look like a palace so if anyone attacked, they’d believe Saddam Hussein was in there and bomb it instead of the Republican Palace. The U.S. did just that, and the entire building was littered with rubble from rocket and cruise missile fire.

Just outside Believer’s Palace was this grassy area with a matted down, dirty area in the middle that served as a helipad. It was unused, so people routinely used it as a softball field for the troops to play during the summer.

We arrived to the helipad, and the Navy Senior Chief that was with us opened his backpack and produced a football. Genuine Wilson 1001 college-style ball, I might add. There were eight of us, so we’d mark up four on four.

The result of the game wasn’t important, but I can remember it being sixty-ish degrees outside, hearing helicopters and faint anti-aircraft fire in the distance, and us playing football on a helipad.

Our game was curtailed when we heard the unmistakable noise of a mortar landing a little too close for comfort. Suffice to say that it just felt a little odd being right in the middle of a war-stricken area on a day that is meant to be the most joyous of the year.

That was Christmas. We did what we could to feel normal in a place where it was otherwise impossible to feel that way.

Christmas Announcement!

I hope Santa Claus, as cash-strapped as he is this year, was good to your family.

He’s been good to me — good enough to give me a vacation back home to Portland/Vancouver and the surrounding area from March 7-16!

I’ll be there for at least two Blazers games, a trip to the Oregon Coast, and possibly snow activities at Mt. Hood…who knows what the trip will bring? Oh and I’ll be there for Brian Taylor’s birthday.

What a good Christmas gift. I haven’t been back home in a year and five months.