I Gave James Catusco A Run For His Money
Watch this video and you’ll have a good idea of what I did this morning.
So pretty much I emulated a young man named James Catusco, who bills himself as the worst basketball player ever (as evidenced by the video above). Today I shot 0-11 from the field in a simple pickup game and had two shots blocked. It was pathetic.
Yes, I counted every shot I missed. It made me more upset and more upset until I finally kicked a bleacher and felt better.
Final stat line for the day for Chris Brewer, #25, Power Forward for the Blue team:
0-11 FG, 0 PTS, 8 REB, 2 BLK, 5 TO, SUCKS BADLY
I feel it, next time I’ll burn y’all for 50 points, 30 rebounds and 30 blocked shots. I don’t know how that’s possible in a game that only goes to 21 — I don’t know how Chuck Norris kicks babies in the face from afar either, but he still does it.
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