I am politically apathetic, and last night was prime evidence of why. If you’re a Republican in the state of Missouri, I feel sorry for you.
VERY sorry.
You have no good choice for governor, if last night’s debate at KY3 was any indication.
Aside from criticizing Missy Shelton and Dave Catanese, whom I can say are neat people after I met them last week — Vincent David Jericho hit pretty hard on his radio show this morning when he pretty much said the KY3 debate between Kenny Hulshof and Sarah Steelman sucked.
Audio below (click the play button), and the first five minutes are the most interesting:
[audio:http://www.ksgf.com/Portals/67/KSGF%20Audio/This%20week/KSGF_072408_Hr1a-%20POCAST-%20Gov%20Debate.mp3]
I had to watch the debate for work purposes and this is what I took from it:
Steve Grant, KY3: “Opening statements from each candidate, please.”
Sarah Steelman: “I don’t suck even though I’m not a good public speaker.”
Kenny Hulshof: “I really don’t suck even though I am a smooth talker.”
Steve Grant: “Now a question from the panelist.”
Panelist (take your pick): (insert pointed question here)
Hulshof: “Sarah Steelman sucks, blah blah blah blah Steelman sucks.”
Steelman: “Well, Kenny sucks worse, blah blah mork bork bork bork.”
Panelists: “Why does the other one suck?”
Hulshof: “Steelman sucks because, well, she sucks.”
Steelman: “Hulshof sucks because, well, he sucks worse.”
Grant: “Closing statements now from each candidate.”
Steelman: “Vote for me. I don’t offer anything but vote anyway.”
Hulshof: “Sarah Steelman is not invited to my birthday party.”
Cut and paste all the italicized text above, and you have the gist of politics in America. It makes me want to kiss my ivory friend who resides in the bathroom.
Speaking about the content of the debate, VDJ is absolutely correct. The debate was a horrible tragedy for all to see, and I personally thought it was a train wreck from both candidates. There was no love lost between the two candidates and they made that more well-known than the issues they stood for.
In the rare case that the candidates did offer a question without attacking their opponent, they didn’t even make their stances very clear. The KY3 website has some snippets from the debate, and if you can watch it through without cringing, you have a gut of steel.
Why am I droning on about this? Because I am one voter who is sick and tired of my taxpayer dollars being spent by incompetent politicians from both political parties whose interests do not lie in the common man or woman they are supposed to represent. As long as the Democratic and Republican parties are allowed to run this nation, we will be held hostage to the banality of bureaucracy…and our forefathers will continue to roll in their graves.
About the debate, though, I should have watched the Mariners lose yet again to Boston. That would have been much more entertaining.