This might be the most interesting thing to happen to the Seattle Mariners all year.
What a pathetic 2008 MLB season. All my teams suck this season.
That being said, I heard tonight that the Mariners are partnering with Women Against Abuse in a noble effort to speak out against domestic violence against the female gender. They have also pledged to go the extra mile by promising not to hit anything themselves, and that includes baseballs during MLB games.
I have also heard that the M’s are trading a couple of highly touted minor league prospects to be named later to Bed, Bath and Beyond for a stack of white, navy blue and teal towels to commemorate their 2008 season.

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