Loooooooooong time passing.
I grew up in an era in which Nickelodeon was still headquartered in Florida, ABC’s Saturday Morning was worth watching, and KPTV in Portland (my former employer) along with others across the nation showed The Disney Afternoon around 3 PM each day. PBS countered with an awesome programming block for an hour, running Square One TV and Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego in succession at 5 PM.
Square One and Carmen Sandiego. Two of my all-time favorite shows.
So today I went Youtubing (couldn’t go innertubing because the snow is all melting), and I found a treasure trove of clips from Square One episodes of years past.
For those of you who don’t know what Square One TV is, it helped those of us like myself that really suck at math. It was a variety show, more or less, that incorporated skits, game shows and crazy parody music videos that all focused on mathematics.
Here’s an example video. This music video is called “Count on It.”
A lot of thought and effort went into that video. Anyway, it was all good fun for us kids that wanted a cool way to learn math. Who could forget Dirk Niblick? USE YOUR NOODLE!
And then there was Mathnet. Pat Tuesday had my heart. What a hottie. I’m not into blondes (I insist I truly am not, red hair is where it’s at, yo), but my Lord she was awesome. Such a pretty face solving equations. Where else could you lust after someone trying to figure out what x was in 73 + x = 8934453 and get away with it? Shhhhyeah, that’s right.
As you can see by the above clips, this was a show that held some promise and my imagination both at the same time. When it was cancelled in 1994 I didn’t know what to do with myself. But never fear, at least I had another show to rely on for a couple more years…
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? (Apparently she’s STILL never been captured for longer than one night, yee haw).
Let’s fast forward to the 3rd part of this same episode, where they had to place these little alarm-Tensabarrier looking things on countries to win a trip to ANYWHERE in NORTH AMERICA (my destination would be Portland, of course). This video starts with the Tourist station. (Patty Larceny was a hottie too — but alas, blonde.)
I seriously believe that when WITWICS was cancelled in favor of Where in TIME is Carmen Sandiego, was when edutainment went downhill. PBS still airs Mister Rogers and Sesame Street to their credit, but nothing near those educational and entertaining shows like Square One and WITWICS. RIP Square One. RIP WITWICS. And RIP Lynne Thigpen, the Chief.
So where, oh where is all of today’s edutational television? We are seriously dumbing down our kids. Just watch Nick Jr. or Noggin for awhile and you’ll see this generation of children is in Dire Straits.
Although I must admit, I am a big fan of Yo Gabba Gabba!
Um, maybe I shouldn’t have admitted that. Or even posted the video.
I’m outta here. I’m gonna go…hide…under that rock…kthxbye.