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	<title>Comments on: Elmo Knows Your Name (And He Wants You Dead)</title>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://www.chris-brewer.com/2008/02/watch-out-parents-elmos-coming-for-your-kid/comment-page-1/#comment-4990</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahahahaha, I could only imagine.  Full Metal Jacket Elmo.

"Choke yourself!"

"Huh?"

"I said Choke yourself, maggot!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahahaha, I could only imagine.  Full Metal Jacket Elmo.</p>
<p>&#8220;Choke yourself!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Huh?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I said Choke yourself, maggot!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Mireya</title>
		<link>http://www.chris-brewer.com/2008/02/watch-out-parents-elmos-coming-for-your-kid/comment-page-1/#comment-4989</link>
		<dc:creator>Mireya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I heard about cracked software that lets you reprogram toys like that.  Wasn't like college kids. I'm too lazy to google it.

I would program elmo to say the current weather or 100 places of pi.  No wait, I would want a drill sergeant Elmo.  He would say things like, "You ugly maggot", or "Your a disgrace", or "Whats your major malfunction soldier." 
Yeah, that would be awesome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I heard about cracked software that lets you reprogram toys like that.  Wasn&#8217;t like college kids. I&#8217;m too lazy to google it.</p>
<p>I would program elmo to say the current weather or 100 places of pi.  No wait, I would want a drill sergeant Elmo.  He would say things like, &#8220;You ugly maggot&#8221;, or &#8220;Your a disgrace&#8221;, or &#8220;Whats your major malfunction soldier.&#8221;<br />
Yeah, that would be awesome.</p>
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