Feb 24, 2008
Elmo Knows Your Name (And He Wants You Dead)
This is just too great.
Feb. 22: A Florida family says a cuddly, programmable Elmo doll revealed its dark side after fresh batteries were installed.
And what might he be doing that reveals his dark side? Here’s the video report from WFLA in Tampa.
Parents, be warned. Elmos all across the country have been possessed with the spirit of Chucky. REBUKE IT!
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Mireya
I think I heard about cracked software that lets you reprogram toys like that. Wasn’t like college kids. I’m too lazy to google it.
I would program elmo to say the current weather or 100 places of pi. No wait, I would want a drill sergeant Elmo. He would say things like, “You ugly maggot”, or “Your a disgrace”, or “Whats your major malfunction soldier.”
Yeah, that would be awesome.
Feb 26th, 2008
Chris
Hahahahaha, I could only imagine. Full Metal Jacket Elmo.
“Choke yourself!”
“Huh?”
“I said Choke yourself, maggot!”
Feb 26th, 2008
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