All hail my younger brother and only biological sibling. He has written something that struck me as hilarious on a MySpace bulletin today. It might not be hilarious to too many people, but if you’ve known Jason for any length of time and you can imagine him saying this out loud, it’s funny times ten.
From a MySpace bulletin he wrote entitled “QUIT DOING DUMB SURVEYS”:
Hey people, do you realize nobody cares what kind of cat you have, who you called last, or what you ate at McDonald’s last time? Please, stop the madness and quit filling out stupid surveys that nobody reads. They clog up the bulletin board, and I can’t tell which one’s are real posts. So please, STOP THE MADNESS!
I see shades of my writing style in him. Jason Brewer has earned himself 25 Brewer Bucks for writing something that is not only true, but also strikes a chord in my heart.
The Brewer Bucks Leaderboard is as follows:
1. Jason Brewer, 1465
2. Brian Taylor, 1150
3. Evin Pace, 1005
4. Kevin Twitchell, 940
5. Myself, 885
*You too can earn Brewer Bucks if you do something good for me or are just cool. Comments on my blog earn you five Brewer Bucks each.
Thank you brother, I love you too. I was seriously irked when my friend Kristin put up a post announcing that is pregnant with a boy. Why was I irked? Because I had to syphon through a ton of stupid surveys. I couldn’t hold back any longer. I’m glad I made you laugh bro!
-Jas
How did I earn so many points….5 points a Tourettes Guy or Harrey Carey reference??