The World According To Chris Brewer

How wonderful does it feel to have everything go wrong, then have something just suddenly go your way and change your outlook on everything?

Case in point: I’ve been working on this video project at work and couldn’t find a large chunk of the footage I needed…I just about thought I was screwed. Turns out, After going through days and days’ worth of Betacam SP tapes, I FINALLY found a good chunk of a historical video for the US Strategic Command (the folks I am making the video for). Today I was able to effectively add a TON of footage to my video.

Anyway, just wanted to share that bit of good news.

Speaking of how great it feels, how great does it feel to NOT see the Dallas Mavericks win the NBA championship??? Good Lord I hate that team and everything about them. Mark Cuban is forty-something going on nine. Avery Johnson is a short dude with an annoying voice, reminiscent of Lil’ Penny from the old Nike commercials. Dirk Nowitzki can score forty-five points a game, but even I could drive to the basket for a layup on him (and that is pretty bad). And their fans? Oh how awful…I don’t think the Mavericks even had any fans until a few years ago. In fact I don’t even think there was such a thing as the Dallas Mavericks until about 2000, that’s how bad the team was.

Not saying Miami is great either, but I would have rather seen them win it than Dallas. Gary Payton deserved a title, and so did Alonzo Mourning. Now they can retire and leave us alone. Antoine Walker and Jason Williams are pure garbage and didn’t deserve anything except the boos they would get at American Airlines Arena every once in awhile. And as for Shaq and Pat Riley, they have too many titles already.

Speaking of Mourning, man he was all over the place. He turned the third quarter into Alonzo Mourning’s Block Party. You know how Jesus rejected Satan three times while he was fasting in the wilderness? Run that scene twice and you have about the same amount of rejections Mourning had on Maverick players. Although Jesus’ feat was a lot more impressive…Zo still showed a nice ability to still swat shots and send the Dallas players Mourning to their locker room.

NBA season is over, hockey season is over, and now it’s time to devote our attention to baseball. GO OREGON STATE IN THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES. I would never root for OSU in anything else, but since UO doesn’t have a baseball team I have to default to them. Seeing how OSU is still alive in the CWS, and the Seattle Mariners have been playing arguably their best ball in three years, it could be a good summer.

There, I had to work out the sports from my system. Thanks.