The World According To Chris Brewer

In a little over twenty-four hours (thirty, to be exact), my trusty 1995 Chrysler Cirrus will transport me to a faraway land known as Springfield, Missouri.?Ǭ† To reach this enchanting land, a wise sage tells me I must drive seventeen hours westward on the great Interstate 64.?Ǭ† I shall pass through great cities such as Charleston, WV; Louisville, KY; and St. Louis, MO.

Tonight I packed, cleaned my room a bit…and now tomorrow I have to wake up around 10 AM, clean my room more, do a final load of laundry, pack that, and clean my car out.?Ǭ† The reason for this is that our office has to shoot video at the Air Force Association Gala tomorrow night (meaning I work from about 1 PM - midnight or so).?Ǭ† So right after I get home, I’m gonna plop into bed and get about seven hours of sleep, then hit the high road.

My weapons of choice to keep me alive, awake and alert are as follows:

• Six 20-ounce bottles of Mountain Dew.
• A six-pack of Starbucks Mocha Frappucino.
• Four packages of Jack Link’s Hickory Smoked Beef Jerky.
• My iPod, which can be directly connected to my car’s stereo.
• Jesus Christ sitting in the passenger seat.?Ǭ† He’s great to talk to.

So as you can see, the trip to Missouri is going to be great.

I can’t wait.