The World According To Chris Brewer

I have decided to start posting recipes of different concoctions (whether it be a different drink, a new food or something) that I come up with. If I get drunk unintentionally, it is not my fault. Here we go with #1.

THE ORANGE BREWSTRADAMUS

Figure 105.1 Ingredients needed for the Orange Brewstradamus.

Ingredients you will need:
8 cubes of ice from your ice tray
Two cups of orange juice (Tropicana Grovestand works best for me)
Three heaping scoops of vanilla ice cream (Edy’s Vanilla Bean on my end)

INSTRUCTIONS
Take your ice tray and whap it on something hard. This will force all the ice loose. Then put eight — just eight, no more, no less — ice cubes in a blender and let them sit for roughly 24 seconds. Then carefully measure two cups of orange juice, or you could just guesstimate, that’s fine with me. Pour those two cups into the blender. Then scoop roughly three heaping scoops of vanilla ice cream about a softball size. If it’s baseball size then scoop five times. If it’s basketball size then you are a fat turd. Put those scoops into the blender. Then blend for about 43 seconds to make sure all the ice is broken up nicely. After you blend, your concoction should look similar to Figure 105.2. If it does not, you did not make it the Chris Brewer Way.

If it does though, serve and enjoy your ORANGE BREWSTRADAMUS.

Figure 105.2. The Orange Brewstradamus with my 5.1 surround sound receiver in the background.

Let me know how it sounds, or if you actually try it, how it tastes. Voulez vous.