The World According To Chris Brewer

I’ve been royally dissed over the past few weeks. Is it God’s way to humble me?

The top 5 statements used against me (and I have to say I still think three of them are quite hilarious):

1. I was playing basketball with a bunch of guys at a local park recently. After missing a few close jumpers in the lane in which I stopped and failed to drive to the basket, someone told me “You play basketball like Christian Laettner.” I don’t think it gets much worse than that, unless you’re talking about Nancy Boy’s days at Duke.

2. I talked to Stephanie on the phone on Sunday. I had told her that I’m not even interested in any other girl right now, even though the opposite is slowly starting to come true. She tells me, “I seriously think you are mentally unstable.” Nice thing to hear from a girl I could have easily considered my best friend not three weeks ago.

3. After I told a buddy of mine about a fit I threw yesterday on Newport News Park’s disc golf course (in which I uprooted a heavy sign and threw it ten feet, close to an older woman who was playing the course), he told me “You remind me of Vince Coleman…or Bob Knight.” (Click the underlined links for references to what he was talking about….on the second link, it’s the third picture from the top.)

The other two are not worth mentioning, even though I said I would mention them.

But these three are pretty good.